HOW TRUE!
the internet is really a great place for random entertainment, next to porn.



No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.


To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.


I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married in the U.S. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?


I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.